ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile
(via no-soul-no-problems)
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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask
(via dogvote2020)
spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh
you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars
(via sauntervaguelydown)
no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see
(via retrojpegs)
“what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi” we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don’t care
(via no-soul-no-problems)
The fourth day this week I’ve have one of these headaches :(
moment of silence for everyone who’s just like their dad but a girl
(via nearer-mygod)
Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996. They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy.
babe are you okay you reblogged Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996 again
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